That cat Shakespeare had it all wrong when he wrote:  “To be or not to be.  That is the question.”  Nonono.  I’m not getting all cultural on you.  Please.  I’ve got less culture than a backwater preacher (my apologies to all my backwater preacher readers out there).  No.  What Shakespeare should have written (if he actual wrote any of his works), in my humble opinion, is:  “To open or not to open.  That is the question.”

Case in point, I recently got in the mail my Wally West Flash figure that was “included” with my membership to mattycollector’s Club Infinite Earths.  Before I get too in depth with Wally, I’ve got to tell you a bit more about your friendly neighborhood jman.

And….cut!  End scene.  I know.  I know.  I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking:  “Wait!  That wasn’t the whole article.  Where’s the rest?!?!”  If that’s what you’re thinking, then head on over to to read “To Open or Not to Open:  Wally West Flash figure“.

If you weren’t thinking that, then nuts to you!

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